That kind of makes me feel odd. I don’t like the URL I have chosen, but there’s no going back now.
Hey TMD I was wondering what you mean by powdering your prosthesis? I have a mr limpy (I think? it was gifted) and I never got into wearing it because its sticky and feels weird and is a bit big for the pouch in my undies. Would curash baby powder help? And wouldn’t that just make it white/rub off in my pants? Thanks for all your help your blog is incredible and such a great resource and has really helped me and a friend of mine a lot. Keep it up, man. Have a good one.
Hey man,
Firstly – be extra careful with what you use to powder your prosthetic; there has been a strong link to ovarian cancer with the use of baby powders etc.
If you want to be safe – use ordinary household cornstarch powder, the kind you use to cook with. This is safe for your body.
As for getting powder everywhere; you don’t cake the prosthesis in powder. I find using an old makeup brush or paint brush to pat the prosthesis down with powder works well.
Thanks for the kind words, hope I answered your question well enough.
TMD’s Prosthetic Review Master Post.
A while back I recieved a question asking me to review the plethora of prosthetics/packers I have used over the years.
I’ll give each a rating out of 10, with 10 being the better end of the spectrum.
Note: This is a work-in-progress; I can’t sit down and write all of the reviews at once. Thanks for your patience.
Homemade Condom/Gel Packer: There’s a first time for everyone, and mine was right here. As far as I’m concerned this still feels much more realistic through underpants than some of the more pricier store-bought packers available. Not too much to say here; doesn’t look realistic, but feels good and you can choose what size you’re comfortable with.
4/10
Novelty Sticky Penis: This was, when I was very young, my first ever “bought” packer. It was sold as a novelty, and the texture and consistency is exactly that of those sticky slapper hands you had as a kid. I had to powder it every time so it wouldn’t stick to my harness, and it was actually bright pink – but it worked and made me happy at the time. I was underage, and did not have any way to order online. This sufficed, but I wouldn’t reccomend it. (Link to what I’m talking about)
3/10
Mr. Limpy: This was the first proper packer I bought. I probably can’t say much more than anyone else has; they’re affordable, pretty realistic and come in a few different sizes. I couldn’t use any but the “Extra Small” version without feeling like I had an uncooked sausage in my pants. Does the job well, and I still use this particular packer if I am going swimming or doing particularly acrobatic activities. It stays where I put it, and it’s too large to look obscene under tight clothing/swimwear. You can easily make homemade STPs out of these, too.
Cons: Lacks the realism some other prosthetics have, can often feel a bit too squishy, needs thorough cleaning and powdering so it doesn’t get sticky.
5/10.
MAN-GO: This was one of the first STP’s on the market which wasn’t simply a medicine spoon recipticle in a Mr. Limpy. What I really liked about this product was the recepticle; it was much smoother and easier to use than the medicine spoon I had been using prior. The packer itself was just a Mr. Limpy, although I purchased my MAN-GO when they first came out, so I can’t really comment on how they are now (or if they even exist?)
7/10
GV Sailor: This packer is probably the best in terms of realistic feel than most others as the core is a different density than the outer softer skin, giving it a realistic feel and weight. I never really used this packer much however, due to me not being able to find a comfortable way to pack with it. I was used to a smaller packer back then, and I think this was 4″ instead of 3.5″ that I was used to. It’s on par with the Mr. Limpy with regards to realism when looking at the prosthetic, however feel is far far better.
7/10
Peecock Generation 1: This, as it stands, is by far the best prosthetic I have had to date in terms of how it sits in my underpants, how it packs nicely without an obscene bulge and how easy it is for me to urinate with it. I forget I am wearing it. I never have to think about lining anatomy up, or accidentally messing myself. It also works well enough in bed for sexytimes, seeing as it’s a Pack, pee and play.
The cons with this particular product are the severe lack of realism; there aren’t as many little details on this prosthetic as there are on say, Mr. Limpy’s, but the ability for it to work so well in other areas surpasses this inconvenience for me. I also did not want to have a giant prosthetic for packing, so I opted for the smallest they had – which then made it a little too small for bedroom use.
8.5/10
Freetom 4-in-1: This has been thoroughly reviewed both in video and in pictoral format HERE and HERE.
7.5/10
I hate packing to move.
Things are coming along well, but I switch between panicking that we’re packing too quickly and not fast enough. I really wish I was able to get some time off work to make this a bit easier, too.
It’s school holidays here so K has to come to work with me tomorrow. The benefits of being the Boss.
He likes it there, mainly because he gets his own office with unlimited internet.
sorry about that, thanks for the links
Never apologize for asking questions! You’re most welcome.
how did you come out to your kids?
Do you have any fears of being inadvertently outed by your young son?
Sometimes, and he’s almost done it once when he was much younger.
But not so much now, as he completely understands that it’s not a secret, just not anybody’s business other than he, his Mother and I.
We gave him a list of people it’s okay to speak to about the subject, which is a short list comprising of very close friends and family – to ensure he always feels like he has people other than us he can speak to about it.
But in general now, no – I don’t hold that fear very strongly.
So, our lives have been thrown into chaos lately due to having to unexpectedly vacate the rental we are living in.
Alongside this, we had to put our beloved family cat down two weeks ago and little K hasn’t been taking it very well. They slept together every night, and K was smitten with our cat.
We’re surviving though. Wife got a new job with more hours, and we’ve secured the new rental which is not only cheaper rent, but far more suited to our family than the current rental anyhow.
I’d say with the amount I’m working, alongside my Wife landing that new job – we’ll have enough saved for a deposit on our own little house in 12 months time.
Life is hectic, but our love surpasses anything.
I often fluctuate between thoroughly enjoying my stealth status, anonymity and everything that comes along with that to feeling as though I could really “help” somehow if I chose to stand out and educate.
Did you ever get an EC Packer or 3n1?
No, not as of yet.
But I am interested in one – I’ve just got to stop spending money on prosthesis that I never end up using.